SHAG is a teeter tottering love seat that encourages sitting in maximum comfort in the flux of discomfort. The form of the bench is in perfect balance when unoccupied, tipping when people sit down, only coming back into balance once balanced by other sitters. Its furry exterior maximizes occupants encounters both pleasurable and uncomfortable by coddling occupants into the middle of its curves. Occupants may find themselves sitting uncomfortably close to an acquaintance or falling unexpectedly into the lap of a friend.